Friday, December 4, 2009

Lions, and Tigers and Bears....OH MY!

Don't know where to begin with this one but I will try my best. When will Men learn that if your going to play...play it right. Our Golden boy, Tiger Woods didn't do his homework apparently when he 1. Decided to carry on an affair for 3 out of the 4 years he's been married. 2. Sent incriminating text messages and left even more incriminating voice mails that came back to haunt him.

I personally don't know what was worse, getting caught, or getting beat upside the head with your own golf clubs!! Well, here's how it all went down...

Elin Woods confronts Tiger about his affair, because she broke into his blackberry and heard very incriminating voicemails and text messages. Tiger tried to run out of the house, not before his wife beat him with a bat, Bronx NY ghetto fabulous style!!!

That's my girl. =) Dazed and confused Tiger jumped into his Cadillac Escapade attempting to escape the wrath of a woman scorned (fyi men. you can never escape a woman scorned) as Tiger learned shortly after he crashed into a fire hydrant, then a tree.

ok I've had enough fun with this! Moving on.

p.s. Don't hate the player Elin, hate the game. Being married to superstar comes with a high price including public humiliation.

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