Jizz in my Pants!!!

I love these guys! These are the guys responsible for my other favorite: I'm on a boat!

JLO Falls and Busts her Ass during AMA Performance

Oh Jenny, Jenny. Give it up mama. Your new song sucks and your performance was awful. Stick to serial marriages honey! Thoughts?

New Moon= FAIL!

Okay Twilighter's. I just came home, Yes, it's 3AM EST. from seeing the new installment of the Twilight Saga.

FAIL....FAIL....FAIL...

The only winner that rises above is Jacob. Edward sucked, Bella sucked even more. There was a lack of passion. Nothing genuine like the first installment and not my favorite of the four books.

Bella came off as this pathetic whiny being who was even considering suicide when Edward left her. The only good thing that came out of this installment was Jacob. mmmmm Jacob.

I call for a new Director!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

F+ (does that even exist?)

Warning!!! This is disturbing!

I really had a debate with myself about posting this, but because I feel this is such an inspiring story, I'd like to promote the story this brave woman has to tell and the ordeal she's suffering.


As some of you may have heard, the Connecticut woman who was savagely attacked by a 200-pound chimpanzee earlier this year has BRAVELY revealed her face and says she's ready to heal and move forward.

On Wednesday's episode of "The Oprah Winfrey Show," Charla Nash says she's starting to get stronger.

The animal ripped off Nash's hands, nose, lips and eyelids during the February attack. She's being treated at the Cleveland Clinic in Ohio.

Nash says she no longer has eyes, eats everything through a straw and can't breathe through her nose. But she says she isn't in pain and often goes for walks.

Nash also says it feels like "patches of tape or gauze" are covering her face and she doesn't remember anything from the attack.

WARNING: The photo is disturbing and If you have any protests, I will play nice and take it down.

I give this woman the upmost respect and credit for spreading awareness. Wild animals should not be kept as pets!!!!

Ghetto Hot Mess of the Day....

Blame his Parents. Don't hate! =)

M.A.C. Minute!!

Sharpen those pencils Ladies! Here are a few new ideas I found today. Remember, Moisturize, moisturize, moisturize!!

Bankrupt!!!!!!!

Aye Bendito!

Nicolas Cage brought about his own financial ruin with a spending spree that included two castles, 15 palatial homes, a flotilla of yachts and a squadron of Rolls Royces, his former business manager said.

Samuel Levin, responding to a lawsuit Cage filed against him, said he warned the Oscar-winning actor that he could face bankruptcy unless he scaled back his lavish lifestyle.

Cage, one of Hollywood's highest-paid movie stars, sued Levin in October, charging that he "lined his pockets with several million dollars in business management fees while sending Cage down a path toward financial ruin."

I mean really? 2 Castles and 15 homes? Uhhh-kay!

You Go Girl!

For those of you who don't know about Wendy Williams. She has rocked the Airwaves of New York city with her hit radio show, "The Wendy Williams Experience" for the last 10 years. Now she's taken her show to Fox and it is a HIT!!!! The Wendy Williams show has been picked up through 2012! Congrats! How YOU doing?

The Creamery!

Taylor Lautner! Aaaahooooooo!!! Creamlicious!

By Request, The people of Walmart!

For those Walmart shoppers out there, especially in the South. I'm sure you've seen some of these.

As the Stomach Turns!

Chinese chefs have come up with a way to keep a fish alive while deep frying it!

Yuck, Yuck Yuck. Will this breed the Fish Flu?

New Lady Gaga!

Lady Gaga's new video for Bad Romance. Much better. Thoughts?

New Beyonce and Lady Gaga!!!

I give an F for Fail. Thoughts?

Swine Flu UPDATE!!

If you wake up looking like this, Don't go to work! =)

Sexy Sarah at it again!

You Betcha!!!!

Sarah Palin's book, "Going Rogue" hits stores Tuesday. But can you believe what you read? Check out these statements, contradicted by the facts or by other people on John McCain's campaign, and see what you think.

Bristol's pregnancy was a secret.

McCain Campaign to blame for pricey wardrobe.

McCain Staff brought Palin down.

Palin told by McCain Campaign that she was NOT to speak publicly at last minute (do you blame them)

Hey Sarah, In case you are the last person to know, the American People do not approve of you running for president in 2012. Futhermore, when you learn how to complete a sentence, and make sense while doing so, I'll pass on the book that is said to lack your political views on several questions you never answered.

Please go away please. Enjoy a cup of coffee in your backyard while catching a glimpse of Russia honey.

Stop The Violence!!!!!!!

This is too heartbreaking for words!

Police responded to the home of little Shaniya around 6:50 a.m., and Shaniya's mother told officers that she last saw her daughter at 5:30 a.m. The mother’s boyfriend and her sister, along with an infant and Shaniya's 7-year-old brother were also in the home when the girl went missing.

Shaniya Davis was found dead Monday as searchers discovered the girl's body off a rural road in Sanford, N.C., around 30 miles from her Fayetteville home. The discovery brought a gruesome end to a week-long search carried about by hundreds of officers and volunteers. Antoinette Davis reported her daughter missing Nov. 10.


Her mother, Antoinette Davis, 25 is charged with human trafficking (YES, this bitch was prostituting her child) and felony child abuse. An accomplice, Andrette McNeill, 29, will face kidnapping charges. He was seen on surveillance footage carrying Shaniya at a Sanford hotel.

What is the world coming to? Sad. As a mother this really is just unheard of. Rest in Peace little angel Shaniya.

Ghetto Hot Mess of the Day!!!!!

Baby Doing the Stanky Leg from That Happened! - Video

This baby dances better than you ever will. Do the Stankey Leg!

The Creamery!!!!!

Can't get enough of this man....Robert Pattinson ladies and gents! Don't even try to hate on this!
Creamalious!!!!!!

The Yankees Win!!!!

It started as a whirlwind series and ended with MVP Hideki Matsui, who showed and proved who's the daddy in what was a dominant win over the Phillies in the world Series! Congrat's boys! You earned it!

Let's hear it for New York!!!!!

Shame on you Shanna!

Shanna Moakler (ex-girlfriend and mother of Oscar de la Hoya's daughter) and on and off again wife of plane crash survivor and blink 182 drummer, Travis Barker just released her new cosmetics line. I loved the concept, love the name, but her prices are outrageous! I was a supporter until I saw she is trying to push her shit off like it's MAC.

Word to the wise, go back to the drawing board, figure out the numbers, I'd never pay that type of money for chicken, when I already can pay for steak!!! Don't hate! Try again! You get and F...for FAIL!