Monday, December 21, 2009

Brittany Murphy Dies at 32!!!!


We are in absolute shock.

Actress Brittany Murphy passed away on Sunday morning in Los Angeles at the age of 32.

People just don't typically die at 32 of natural causes!!!!!!!

Absolutely devastating. Especially because this comes as no surprise! Since her marriage to her shady husband in 2007, she has wasted away to a mere 90 pds.

Drugs are bad Kids!!!!! Lindsey Lohan, Courtney love....TAKE NOTES!


Friday, December 4, 2009

Lions, and Tigers and Bears....OH MY!

Don't know where to begin with this one but I will try my best. When will Men learn that if your going to play...play it right. Our Golden boy, Tiger Woods didn't do his homework apparently when he 1. Decided to carry on an affair for 3 out of the 4 years he's been married. 2. Sent incriminating text messages and left even more incriminating voice mails that came back to haunt him.

I personally don't know what was worse, getting caught, or getting beat upside the head with your own golf clubs!! Well, here's how it all went down...

Elin Woods confronts Tiger about his affair, because she broke into his blackberry and heard very incriminating voicemails and text messages. Tiger tried to run out of the house, not before his wife beat him with a bat, Bronx NY ghetto fabulous style!!!

That's my girl. =) Dazed and confused Tiger jumped into his Cadillac Escapade attempting to escape the wrath of a woman scorned (fyi men. you can never escape a woman scorned) as Tiger learned shortly after he crashed into a fire hydrant, then a tree.

ok I've had enough fun with this! Moving on.

p.s. Don't hate the player Elin, hate the game. Being married to superstar comes with a high price including public humiliation.

Sunday, November 22, 2009

Jizz in my Pants!!!



I love these guys! These are the guys responsible for my other favorite: I'm on a boat!

JLO Falls and Busts her Ass during AMA Performance

Oh Jenny, Jenny. Give it up mama. Your new song sucks and your performance was awful. Stick to serial marriages honey! Thoughts?

Friday, November 20, 2009

New Moon= FAIL!

Okay Twilighter's. I just came home, Yes, it's 3AM EST. from seeing the new installment of the Twilight Saga.

FAIL....FAIL....FAIL...

The only winner that rises above is Jacob. Edward sucked, Bella sucked even more. There was a lack of passion. Nothing genuine like the first installment and not my favorite of the four books.

Bella came off as this pathetic whiny being who was even considering suicide when Edward left her. The only good thing that came out of this installment was Jacob. mmmmm Jacob.

I call for a new Director!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

F+ (does that even exist?)

Tuesday, November 17, 2009

Warning!!! This is disturbing!

I really had a debate with myself about posting this, but because I feel this is such an inspiring story, I'd like to promote the story this brave woman has to tell and the ordeal she's suffering.


As some of you may have heard, the Connecticut woman who was savagely attacked by a 200-pound chimpanzee earlier this year has BRAVELY revealed her face and says she's ready to heal and move forward.

On Wednesday's episode of "The Oprah Winfrey Show," Charla Nash says she's starting to get stronger.

The animal ripped off Nash's hands, nose, lips and eyelids during the February attack. She's being treated at the Cleveland Clinic in Ohio.

Nash says she no longer has eyes, eats everything through a straw and can't breathe through her nose. But she says she isn't in pain and often goes for walks.

Nash also says it feels like "patches of tape or gauze" are covering her face and she doesn't remember anything from the attack.

WARNING: The photo is disturbing and If you have any protests, I will play nice and take it down.

I give this woman the upmost respect and credit for spreading awareness. Wild animals should not be kept as pets!!!!

Ghetto Hot Mess of the Day....

Blame his Parents. Don't hate! =)

M.A.C. Minute!!


Sharpen those pencils Ladies! Here are a few new ideas I found today. Remember, Moisturize, moisturize, moisturize!!




Bankrupt!!!!!!!

Aye Bendito!

Nicolas Cage brought about his own financial ruin with a spending spree that included two castles, 15 palatial homes, a flotilla of yachts and a squadron of Rolls Royces, his former business manager said.

Samuel Levin, responding to a lawsuit Cage filed against him, said he warned the Oscar-winning actor that he could face bankruptcy unless he scaled back his lavish lifestyle.

Cage, one of Hollywood's highest-paid movie stars, sued Levin in October, charging that he "lined his pockets with several million dollars in business management fees while sending Cage down a path toward financial ruin."

I mean really? 2 Castles and 15 homes? Uhhh-kay!


You Go Girl!

For those of you who don't know about Wendy Williams. She has rocked the Airwaves of New York city with her hit radio show, "The Wendy Williams Experience" for the last 10 years. Now she's taken her show to Fox and it is a HIT!!!! The Wendy Williams show has been picked up through 2012! Congrats! How YOU doing?

The Creamery!

Taylor Lautner! Aaaahooooooo!!! Creamlicious!

By Request, The people of Walmart!

For those Walmart shoppers out there, especially in the South. I'm sure you've seen some of these.

As the Stomach Turns!



Chinese chefs have come up with a way to keep a fish alive while deep frying it!

Yuck, Yuck Yuck. Will this breed the Fish Flu?

New Lady Gaga!



Lady Gaga's new video for Bad Romance. Much better. Thoughts?

New Beyonce and Lady Gaga!!!



I give an F for Fail. Thoughts?

Swine Flu UPDATE!!


If you wake up looking like this, Don't go to work! =)

Sexy Sarah at it again!

You Betcha!!!!

Sarah Palin's book, "Going Rogue" hits stores Tuesday. But can you believe what you read? Check out these statements, contradicted by the facts or by other people on John McCain's campaign, and see what you think.

Bristol's pregnancy was a secret.

McCain Campaign to blame for pricey wardrobe.

McCain Staff brought Palin down.

Palin told by McCain Campaign that she was NOT to speak publicly at last minute (do you blame them)

Hey Sarah, In case you are the last person to know, the American People do not approve of you running for president in 2012. Futhermore, when you learn how to complete a sentence, and make sense while doing so, I'll pass on the book that is said to lack your political views on several questions you never answered.

Please go away please. Enjoy a cup of coffee in your backyard while catching a glimpse of Russia honey.

Stop The Violence!!!!!!!

This is too heartbreaking for words!

Police responded to the home of little Shaniya around 6:50 a.m., and Shaniya's mother told officers that she last saw her daughter at 5:30 a.m. The mother’s boyfriend and her sister, along with an infant and Shaniya's 7-year-old brother were also in the home when the girl went missing.

Shaniya Davis was found dead Monday as searchers discovered the girl's body off a rural road in Sanford, N.C., around 30 miles from her Fayetteville home. The discovery brought a gruesome end to a week-long search carried about by hundreds of officers and volunteers. Antoinette Davis reported her daughter missing Nov. 10.


Her mother, Antoinette Davis, 25 is charged with human trafficking (YES, this bitch was prostituting her child) and felony child abuse. An accomplice, Andrette McNeill, 29, will face kidnapping charges. He was seen on surveillance footage carrying Shaniya at a Sanford hotel.

What is the world coming to? Sad. As a mother this really is just unheard of. Rest in Peace little angel Shaniya.

Wednesday, November 11, 2009

Tuesday, November 10, 2009

The Creamery!!!!!

Can't get enough of this man....Robert Pattinson ladies and gents! Don't even try to hate on this!
Creamalious!!!!!!

Thursday, November 5, 2009

The Yankees Win!!!!


It started as a whirlwind series and ended with MVP Hideki Matsui, who showed and proved who's the daddy in what was a dominant win over the Phillies in the world Series! Congrat's boys! You earned it!

Let's hear it for New York!!!!!

Wednesday, November 4, 2009

Shame on you Shanna!


Shanna Moakler (ex-girlfriend and mother of Oscar de la Hoya's daughter) and on and off again wife of plane crash survivor and blink 182 drummer, Travis Barker just released her new cosmetics line. I loved the concept, love the name, but her prices are outrageous! I was a supporter until I saw she is trying to push her shit off like it's MAC.

Word to the wise, go back to the drawing board, figure out the numbers, I'd never pay that type of money for chicken, when I already can pay for steak!!! Don't hate! Try again! You get and F...for FAIL!

Monday, October 26, 2009

Ghetto Hot Mess of the day!!



Tranny Maces kids on the LA subway after they taunt her. Epicness!

Yankees Win the Pennant!!!!!!

After a grueling battle with the Los Angeles Angels, the New York Yankees prevail and win game 6, ending the game with 5-2 score. Yankees will now face off with the Phillies on Wednesday in the 2009 World Series. Congratulations boys! New York stand up!

A public service announcement to all of the Yankee haters: Marlins ain't doing it, Sox ain't doing it, Mets for sure ain't touching it! Don't be mad at us because we made it!

Saturday, October 24, 2009

The Creamery...

Scottish Hottie, Gerald Butler! Don't hate!!!!!!!!!!

Big Trouble....

Can someone lock these two up already?

The mother of the "Balloon Boy" has finally come clean, admitting the whole ridiculous fiasco was the hoax everybody knew it was anyway.

In a search warrant affidavit that was released today, Mayumi Heene told sheriff's deputies she and Richard "knew all along that Falcon was hiding in the residence."

Just when things got quiet......

Aye Dios Mio. The saga continues.

Kate Gosselin's lawyers received an email from Jon Gosselin's Lawyer stating that he has $152,000 from Jon that will repay Kate for the money he looted from the joint account.As we first reported, the judge in the case ordered Jon to repay $180,000 -- Jon has already repaid $28,000 so the balance is $152,000.

Under the terms of the judge's order, Jon is required to wire the money to Kate's lawyers. That has not been done yet.

Guilty....

Lil Wayne couldn't have picked a tougher state to face a gun charge than New York.

The rapper entered a guilty plea in a Manhattan court on Thursday as part of a deal that will see him be formally sentenced to one year in prison. Wayne pleaded guilty to a class "D" violent felony of attempted criminal possession of a weapon in the second degree; the charges stem from a July 2007 arrest.

Just goes to show money can't buy class. What an idiot. Watch out you don't get licked like a Lollipoppp!!!! Riker's Island is nothing to mess with Wayne.


Ghetto Hot Mess of the day.........

Poor Kitty Cat!

Stop the Violence............

This is heartbreaking. Unthinkable.

The body of 7 year old Somer Thompson was found in a Georgia Landfill on Wednesday after vanishing in FLORIDA on her way to school on Monday. Apparently, Somer was walking to school with her 10 year old sister and twin brother when an argument ensued between the siblings. Somer ran off never to be seen alive again.

Police are withholding the details of what exactly was done to the child at this time.

So Sad.

Child Sex offenders, Child predators, Child killers can NOT be rehabilitated. Lock them up for life!!!!!!!! This is a National Crisis. Children should be able to walk to school safely without being abducted and murdered. Let's stop this with Somer.

Our thoughts and prayers go out to the family.

Tuesday, October 20, 2009

M.A.C. Minute




Yes Sir Bitches, I'm on the case! Just in time for Halloween. Don't ever say I haven't done anything for ya....Sharpen those pencils ladies! Work it out!

Rest In Peace

The New York Times plans to eliminate 100 newsroom jobs , about 8 percent of the total , by year’s end, offering buyouts to union and nonunion employees, and resorting to layoffs if it cannot get enough people to leave voluntarily, the paper announced on Monday. So Sad.

The Creamery.....

A-Rod. Shake what ya mama gave ya!!!! Don't be hatin'!

New Moon Exclusive Movie Clip!!!!



Ooh La La!!! I will be rushing to go see the next installment of the Twilight Saga. Roarrrrr!

This video is available for download at the itunes store, for free, Today only!

Monday, October 19, 2009

Ghetto Hot Mess of the Day......

Wrestler, Chyna. Looking all Mess-tyified!

Balloon Boy Incident a Hoax

I saw this coming since the moment the boy was found alive hiding in the attic of the family home.

Three days after the world watched a giant balloon fly through the air as a tearful family expressed fears that their 6-year-old boy could be inside, authorities announced what we all suspect suspected: The whole thing was staged!!!!

Charges for the couple are imminent!

UPDATE: Family feels "Under Siege", Lawyer says.

They feel under siege? I wonder how Millions of Americans all over the Country felt watching this unfold. I wonder how the people sitting on Denver flights which was shut down because of this felt?
Wondering why the Parents are NOT in jail already?

Friday, October 16, 2009

Where the Wild Things are....

My Favorite childhood book, is now transformed into a MOVIE!!!!

Kudos to Spike Jonze. The Reviews are in and everyone from CNN, Huffington post and New York times are giving this movie a SLAM DUNK!!! EXCELLENT!! Epic! Memorizing!!! An instant HIT! Classic!

What can I say? I'm a kid at heart.

Kudos.....on successfully bringing to screen, the difficult fantasy that is.....Where the Wild things are!!!

The Creamery......


Don't Hate!!!

Stop the Violence!!!!


An altercation between a South Carolina high school student and a school resource officer ended tragically Friday with the student dead of a gunshot wound and the officer hospitalized after being stabbed.

The horrific incident took place about 8:25 a.m., and both the officer and the 16-year-old student were transported to Conway Medical Center, where the student died, said Sgt. Robert Kegler of the Horry County Police Department.

The resource officer, who was a Horry County police officer assigned to the school, remains hospitalized, he said.

Kegler had no other information.

So Sad.

"Daniel Son" Slapdown!!!



CLASSIC!

Ee-aryyy!!!!

Former boxers Mike Tyson and Evander Holyfield met face-to-face today for the first time since that infamous 1997 ear-biting episode where the Brooklyn-born boxer chomped down on his rivals' flesh.

Tyson, however, did not apologize to Holyfield for the bizarre attack.

Good to see these two putting the past behind them! Kudos.

Systematic Corruption!!!!

So what did we learn from the downfall of Wall Street? Apparently nothing!! I know who won't be on a BOAT this weekend. =)

Raj Rajaratnam, the billionaire founder of the New York-based Galleon Group, was among six people charged in what federal prosecutors labeled the largest-ever hedge fund insider-trading case.

"The defendants operated in a cozy world of you scratch my back, I'll scratch your back," Manhattan U.S. Attorney Preet Bharara said at a news conference announcing the arrests.

Rajaratnam, who Forbes ranked as No. 559 on its 2009 list of the world's billionaires, was snared in a $20 million insider-trading case touted by the authorities for its first-ever use of court-authorized wiretaps against Wall Street big wheels.

"They may have been privy to a lot of inside information, but there was one secret they did not know - and that was that we were listening," Bharara said.

"I'm on a Boat!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

No, I'm not and won't be anytime soon due to the horrible economic crisis.

The Obama administration on Friday said the government ran a $1.42 trillion deficit in fiscal year 2009. That made it the worst year on record since World War II.

If you are on a Boat however, Live it up!

Today Only!!!!!


Amazon.com is offering a TODAY ONLY special price for the NEW MOON Soundtrack!! $4.99!
YES, only $4.99 and it downloads straight into your i tunes application.

I downloaded it today and it's just as good as the Twilight Soundtrack! Vampalicious!!!!

Baby Survives being dragged by TRAIN!!!!

What a bizarre week!

A 6-month-old baby miraculously survived after his stroller rolled off a railway station platform and into the path of an incoming train. The incident, which happened Thursday at a train station in Melbourne, Australia, was captured on camera. The footage shows the baby's mother momentarily letting go of the stroller, which then rolls over the edge of the platform. Seconds later, a train pulls in to the station. The stroller and baby were dragged several feet up the track before the train stopped.

Thankfully, the baby suffered only a cut to forehead.

Holy Sue-nami!!! TLC vs. Jon Gosselin


TLC has filed a Lawsuit against Jon Gosselin for breach of contract. In its lawsuit, TLC alleges Jon Gosselin has violated his contract with paid and unpaid TV appearances he recently has made. The network claims it has lost more than $30,000 as a result of Gosselin's alleged disregard of his contractual obligations.

"The network has been trying privately and patiently for months to get Jon to honor the contract he signed and to comply with his obligations relating to public appearances and statements," reads a statement released by the network. "Those efforts have been unsuccessful."

Yes, your Royal Doucheness, smoke them herbals, your going to need more where that came from! You broke a Royal Rule...NEVER BITE THE HAND THAT FEEDS YOU!

$erious Trouble for Balloon Boy's Parents....

Father of Balloon boy, Richard Heene, who has already appeared on Larry King Live, and the today show talking about his "terrifying experience" is now under investigation for fraud. He is being accused of staging the ridiculous and rather bizarre "flying saucer" episode. As more details surface about the case, the family has already appeared on the T.V. Show "Wife Swap" and was currently pitching a reality show about his family to networks TLC and Reality Real.

Looks like you are going to have your 15 minutes of fame after all.....ON COURT TV!

This really brings on the LOL's.

Ghetto Hot Mess of the Day

Pamela Anderson looking trailer-trashtastic!

Thursday, October 15, 2009

FB Communication Barrier......

Can someone please tell me what the heck is a poke? I mean really? What's a poke? What does it mean? What is the purpose? Point?

What the fuckery???!!!!

Alrighty then!!! What happened to the good 'ol days when you run to Walmart and pick up a toy or goodie for the kids!!!

Officials were concerned that a boy who drifted away from his parents' Fort Collins, Colorado, home in an experimental helium balloon may already have fallen out of the craft, an undersheriff said. The Larimer County Sheriff's Department said the helium balloon had been at the boy's family home in Fort Collins.

Hope he's ok!!!! Parent your children bitches!!!!!!!!! What ever happened to buying the kids some reese's pieces??? dayummmm!!!

UPDATE: The Balloon has landed, no sign of the child. So Sad. Hope he's ok. =(

UPDATE: Boy has been found ...ALIVE!!!!!

OCTO-UPDATE: Someone needs to prosecute the parents!

How many celebs does it take to make a winning team???


Rumor has it Fergie (Black Eyed Peas) is the latest celebrity set to buy a share in owning the Miami Dolphins. She will join the likes of Gloria and Emilio Estevez, Jennifer Lopez and her husband, Skeletor (Marc Anthony), and Serena Williams.

....and guess what? They will still SUCK! Good luck on your new venture.

M.A.C. Minute


See below for new M.A.C. Makeup Ideas. Sharpen those pencils Ladies!!








Don't ever say I haven't done anything for ya!!!